We all know that March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb, but did you know that March is adopt a rescued Guinea pig month? And because there history is different than ours, it is deaf history month too. It is also caffeine awareness month and cheer leading safety month, which I am pretty sure are related. Nothing is worse than a dangerous caffeinated cheerleader. Aren't you glad God gave you two eyes? This is eye donation month too, so celebrate by giving one of them to someone in need! It is also play the recorder month and sing with you child month, so bust out one of your favorite tunes in celebration of Irish-American history month. While your waiting on hold celebrating on-hold month, go ahead and google colorectal cancer in celebration of awareness this month, just make sure to do it optimistically because it is optimism month. Celebrate mirth with the world because the next 30 days are international mirth celebration days, just don't forget your kidneys or umbrella because we are celebrating those too. Gosh, my to-do list just got a lot longer!
By the by, I didn't make any of those up. You can check out http://www.brownielocks.com/march.html for the whole list.