Step 1: Sit in your chair and scream indignantly until food is brought directly too you
Step 2: Examine everything offered with a critical eye
Step 3: Poke it
Step 4: Lick finger and decide on first course
Step 5: Eat all the fruit and carbs and throw the veggies on the floor for the dog. Take a bite of meat, shudder, gag and decide to eat it anyway
Step 6: Squeeze everything that is left on you plate in your fist and watch in amazement as it oozes between fingers.
Step 7: Lick hand, get mouth full of food and sneeze. Giggle
Step 8: Smack slimy hand on table, enjoy the noise and the splatter
Step 9: Rub whatever remains in your hair
Step 10: Holler and sign "all done" frantically until someone releases you from the confines of your chair. Fight every attempt to get you clean.
Step 2: Examine everything offered with a critical eye
Step 3: Poke it
Step 4: Lick finger and decide on first course
Step 5: Eat all the fruit and carbs and throw the veggies on the floor for the dog. Take a bite of meat, shudder, gag and decide to eat it anyway
Step 6: Squeeze everything that is left on you plate in your fist and watch in amazement as it oozes between fingers.
Step 7: Lick hand, get mouth full of food and sneeze. Giggle
Step 8: Smack slimy hand on table, enjoy the noise and the splatter
Step 9: Rub whatever remains in your hair
Step 10: Holler and sign "all done" frantically until someone releases you from the confines of your chair. Fight every attempt to get you clean.
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